jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
Concert MC (long ago)
N:I entered the bath, then Aiba san came in suddenly with that just out like that.
A: It’s too late to talk about this now.
N: I almost thought there were like 3 legs, that thing…
S: Oi, idiot! *frantically shutting up Nino’s mouth*
O: *laughs*
M: 3… legs. *laughs*
A: You don’t say that!
S: eh? so we can take it that it’s the truth?
A: About what?
N: That there are 3 legs!
O: *laughs*
A: iya… it’s my proud son!
N: The leg right in the middle right. Right in the middle *laughs*
M: The leg right in the middle… *laughs*
O: It’s not that long right!!! *laughs*Arashi:*laughs*
very loose translation.
